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The Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character "Jedi Master Mace Windu" Say in the Star Wars Prequels:

10 "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for."

9 "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

8 "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room accept no substitutes."

7 "If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine."

6 "Feel the Force, motherfucker."

5 "What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?"

4 "You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"

3 "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie."

2 "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?...Jabba the Hutt don't like to be fucked by anyone, except MRS. Hutt."

...And the Number One Thing We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson say in the Star Wars Prequels...

1 "Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'BAD MOTHER FUCKER.'"


The Top Ten Reasons Star Wars is Better Than Star Trek

10 In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely set on "stun."

9 The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

8 After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After some Cardassian torture and starvation, Captain Picard looked like hell.

7 The bizarre aliens in the Mos Eisley cantina would make fun of Spock's pointy ears.

6 Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every female alien he encounters.

5 "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" just sounds cooler than "These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise."

4 Captain Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

3 The starship Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp. The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

2 Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg collective with one glance.

...And the Number One Reason Star Wars is better than Star Trek......

1 LIGHTSABERS

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