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Mallrats - Written, Directed and Starring Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob. This was only his second movie, his first being the balck and white comedy Clerks, although we can already see the makings of a great director. His next was, Chasing Amy about a straight male with a homosexual partner who has the hots for him who falls in love with a bisexual female, was even more well recieved by critics and audiecnes alike.

Kevin Smiths fourth film, starring Matt Damon, is Dogma. Its currently in the editing stage and should be released by the end of the year. Even though Kevin Smiths film credits number only three he is quickly becoming one of Hollywoods bigger properties. He is also currently slated to write DC's Green Arrow.

Plot Summary

T.S. and Brodie are two suburban high-school friends, both of whom are dumped by their respective girlfriends on the same day. They then go to the local mall to commiserate and hang out, as they often do. Meeting up with punk troublemakers Jay and Silent Bob (played by director Kevin Smith), they collectively hatch a plan to wreak mall havoc and win their loves back. Smith's film is filled with sophomoric and scatological humor, hip 'alternative' music, and pop cultural icons ranging from video games and film (Star Wars and Batman) to comics (including Stan 'The Man' Lee, as himself). FONT SIZE="+1"> Best Lines

  • Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?

  • Silent Bob: Excitement, adventure... A Jedi craves not these things.


    Directed by Kevin Smith

    Writing credits Kevin Smith  

    Genre: Comedy

    Shannen Doherty as Rene
    Jeremy London as T.S. Quint
    Jason Lee as Brodie Bruce
    Claire Forlani as Brandi Svenning
    Ben Affleck as Shannon Hamilton
    Joey Lauren Adams as Gwen Turner
    Renée Humphrey as Tricia Jones
    Jason Mewes as Jay
    Ethan Suplee as Willam
    Stan Lee as Himself
    Priscilla Barnes as Miss Ivannah
    Michael Rooker as Mr. Jared Svenning
    Carol Banker as Security Guard
    Steven Blackwell as Arresting Cop #2
    Kyle Boe as Pull Toy Kid


    Hey, this looks like your mom!

    Snootchie, Bootchie, Nootchies

    Jay & Bob's Plan A

    Jay & Bob's Plan B

    There is no easter Bunny!!

    Too little, too late...

    Adventure, Excitment. A jedi craves not these things

    Kal son of Jarel....


    Snootchie Bootchies

    Kevin Smith & Mallrats

    Mo's Mallrats Page

    Interesting Fact: At the end of the credits in Mallrats this appears:
    Thanks to Mom and Dad for having sex all those years ago